Sex chat late
You hail one down, get inside and begin the exact same conversation you always have. Let’s face it: these days you often don’t even get the chance to have a chat because your cabbie’s already hooked into his hands-free gear having one of those long, hushed, mysterious conversations with… only ever talk as a response to whatever the cabbie says into HIS phone. Not only will it prompt conversation, it’ll ensure his eyes are on the road and not his phone. Ooof, sounds like it’s going to be a long one then.” Etc, etc, etc. CABBIE (to you): Oh, I was actually speaking to my friend on the phone. Add to that the fact that most of what one can spy on the street in the wee hours of the morning is generally confined to ‘drunks’, ’prostitutes’ and ‘annoyingly fit marathon runners’, and your game might be short lived.
But Harry – seemingly knowing what was coming – rolled his eyes and picked back up his mug.
So next time you get into a cab, why not tell your driver about your night as if Taylor Swift herself had imagined it for you.
First, Nick Grimshaw pretty much outed Harry for writing a song about Taylor Swift live on Radio 1.
In the last decade, tools like online portals, school e-mail and messaging systems have emerged, making “it far too easy to slide down the slippery slope from empathetic teacher to sexual predator,” said Frederick Lane, a Brooklyn attorney and author of the book “Cybertraps for Educators.” Lane estimates 70 percent of illicit student-teacher hookups are “accidental” and begin with an innocent exchange about homework that escalates to shared secrets, sexting and sex. Richard Rakowitz, who taught at Martin Van Buren HS in Queens, even allegedly bought a separate phone for his student lover.
You know the drill: it’s late, you’ve had a big one and the time’s finally come for a cab trip home. It’s hard to say who’s more bored of that conversation - us, or the cabbies. So here are eight suggestions for how to make that cab trip home a little more memorable… Pull out some headphones, stick them in one ear and pretend you’re on a phone call as well, except… Better suggestion: appoint your cabbie as the one to spy. Do you reckon you could give a cabbie your address purely in question form?